attaya making

Those of you who know Peter well will be aware of his love of gadgets.  In the absence of western technology his latest fad is making attaya, the Gambian green tea, otherwise known as gunpowder.  An elaborate process, perfected by intricate slight of hand it requires both the correct equipment and hand eye co-ordination.  The equipment is no problem.  Entrusted to Mulais’ capable hands they set off, on the motorbike, to the welding shop, an area in the back streets, where 6 or 7 youngsters hang out making an array of metal objects.  The order for the fire burner duly made, they then purchased a small metal teapot, 10 packets of gunpowder (one for each pot of tea), sugar, mint and shot glasses.

The fun bit begins.  First empty gunpowder leaves into the pot (which nearly fill it) and add 3 shot glasses of water.  Place on charcoal to boil.  Rip the attaya box into a piece appropriate for lifting the metal pot by the handle and then remove pot from heat to add lots and lots of sugar.  Replace on heat to dissolve.   This is Bakary writing now – the Atiyah expert. So I pour the tea from a great height, at least 6 inches into one of the shot glasses, then from shot glass to shot glass from the greatest height you dare, some goes into the glass, most misses, this amuses our host family no end. After 20 mins of this I have approx a thimbleful of tea to offer people – well worth the wait, it was delicious, so people said. I hope to be continuing this custom on my return – I know you can all hardly wait.

A change is as good as a rest

A strange array of fifteen men and women aged 24 to 65 sat around the table in the hotel lean to which, balanced on four distressingly rotting wooden pillars, waved to and fro in the wind over the sea crashing mercilessly against the rocks.  This was the venue of our VSO education workshop last week, an event in which volunteers from the Gambia meet, debate, thrash about ideas and eat delicious food.  Those ‘up country’ members can be easily spotted with refilled plated, mutterings of “mmmmmm butter” and visibly expanding waistlines. There’s no generalities to be made of our group, everyone individual with differing experiences, class, backgrounds, countries, coloured skin and reasons for being here indeed a veritable mishmash.

 A wicked break it felt like a holiday meeting our friends, drinking beer, eating cheesy meat pasties and shopping.  The biggest plus though did relate to work.  Having felt that we had achieved nothing the past two months we were asked to list what we had done.  We were mightily surprised by the length of ours and left the meeting feeling buoyed up and positive.

The journey home was another epic.  8 hours to travel 150 miles.  First catch the tin can taxi that chugged to the ferry port to discover only one was working.  An hours wait amid crowds of potential travellers, vendors touting their wares ranging from copy Barbie dolls through black hat thingies to homemade cakes.  Phil and I moved with the morass of humanity unable to stop or breathe whereas Pete’s was a slow take off.  We watched him crawl, rucksack like a snails shell, amid the final crush.  Standing room only as we swayed back and fore.  Disembarkation was more leisurely and a stumble through market stalls to find a ‘sept place’, supposedly the most comfortable transport.  Hmph. A beaten up non MOT’ed vehicle we were unlucky enough to be allocated the back seats.  It was friendly, knees and thighs touching, bums clenched we jolted from military stop to police check.  The final lap onto the ferry across to the island where we were welcomed back with cheerful shouts, cries of delight, hugs and handshakes.  It felt like home.

There has been much to laugh about.  How about the notice board in the heads office with Duty Roaster, or the Grade 9 exam paper,  Science is the study of a) roads and highways  b) weaving and texture or c)  animals and pants,  or the lesson plan, ‘activities for hard on experience.’  Just to highlight the Gambian experience read the book entitled Promoting English Language Teaching.  The introduction goes thus:  Continuing Professional development has helped many a professional to drag carts of professional obstacles along the multicoloured pathways of professional endeavours.

Now you know why my blogs are so weird.

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CCM

The low moaning eventually penetrated the cacophony of chatter and gabble to stir attention to the cow in the midst of the education offices.  A strange sight to see, a cloven beast, cajoled to move through the carefully cleaned and tended sand eventually to be tethered by a tree.  “Domo” murmured the ever-helpful Caddy.  “Hmmm” say I knowingly, Mandinka eluding me yet again.

Next a machete wielding and corrugated iron carrying gentleman wanders past.  I turned to see the sharpened blade flying through the air and massive slabs of meat being thrown across the yard.  I chose not to look too carefully as dinner was bubbling in the three legged cauldrons over open fires, but delicious smells, the flock of vultures and the lone horn left abandoned told the story.

The region is in the midst of inspection. Wherever I am, in whatever part of the world, I cannot get away from the damned things. 125 big wigs have descended on the island wanting sustenance and shelter for 4 days. The office of no work has suddenly pulled out all the stops and constructed a dining hall and cafeteria in two weeks.  I jest not, from digging the foundations to laying the tablecloths in a mere few days. Job demarcation abandoned, senior education officers carry chairs, wash dishes, principal officers cut up lists of who will sleep where and post them on doors.  Food is stacked to the gunnels in the director’s office, onions, tinned chicken spam (???), tea, sugar and fizzy drinks.  The place is a hive of industry.

Our job?  Besides cleaning chairs, pasting banners and typing lists we are to take the minutes of the meeting and type the final report.

The inspection takes on an almost European flavour with meetings and discussions starting on time and running to an agenda.  Then the day of school visits, those poor embassies of education chosen by ballot, team leaders pulling names from a hat amid laughter and good humour for those who have far to travel.

And then there’s the firing squad.  Head teachers dragged in to answer for their misdoings in front of the entire committee, strapping Gambians turn to shrivelling wrecks as the Minister and Permanent Secretary blast questions at them and threaten to dock pay.  It has been known for tears to ensue.  And then after…….they are clapped on the back with “how are you brother?  How’s the family?”  Sometimes this country is beyond my comprehension.

It surprises me, and doubtless you, to know that I am a Very Important Person, indeed a veritable V.I.P.  Not only do I receive gold embossed thick velum envelopes with heavily crested invitations to The British High Commission parties but today I was greeted, by name (Hawa Darboe) by The Minister of Education.  How cool is that?

Bakary is back

 Bakary's back! So there will be no need for the dictionary – do you all know the words Liz uses?

"Until Philosophers are kings, or kings have the spirit of Philosophy, cities will never have rest from their troubles." 

Plato was very clever eh? I think this still holds true. The Gambia talks and strives mightily to “develop” but until the developed world takes a philosophical rather than a self-interested view then I fear the struggle has little chance of success. And how would that success be measured? Greater GDP, better roads, improved health system, a child centred education system. Many of these are unarguably desirable but still be careful what you wish for. Is anybody guaranteeing an increase in “happiness”? I think not.

For those still reading this I will move on to the bits we know you all like best – namely our misfortunes, adventures, escapades, call them what you will its those things that bring out the “schaudenfreude” in you. I probably spelt this wrong but I know my audience are an intelligent bunch. What would you like to read about first? I know, my impression of Usain Bolt! Invited to inspect a school library, an empty, filthy room, as the door is opened out come the rats – they run one way, I run the other. Much amusement amongst the locals of course – oh well I brightened their day, might be the biggest achievement this week.

Death on the Gambia or Death by sun stroke

I think the above are the sort of choices Hobson had in mind. On the wrong side of the river at 2pm the ferry decides to stop on the other side claiming the water level was too low. “It will just be a couple of hours”, I am told. Just a couple of hours in the blazing sun, no shade, water gone and exhaustion setting in. Then a chap points to a boat just like the ones you hire at Roath Park only with a tiny outboard. “You want to cross?” “Yes but I have my motorbike” “No problem boss.” The bike is manhandled into the boat, the front  wheel projecting forward over the bow. In I get with more people than can possibly fit and the obligatory goat. The river is now lapping at the sides of the boat which is alarmingly low in the water and we set off. Its only a 3 minute journey but you know how time flies when you're having fun – the opposite is true too! Still I survived and seems so far to be my motto “I survived.”

Funniest sight this week: Liz saw a cow (alive) on a roof rack of a gelli gelli, how you get it on or off I have no idea.